Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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