how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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