so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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