That's intense
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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