Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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