I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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