can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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