I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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