I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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