Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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