love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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