i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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