I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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