and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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