if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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