Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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