Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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