he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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