What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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