Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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