We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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