Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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