u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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