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How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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