Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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