He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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