Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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