some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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