i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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