I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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