Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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