We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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