i permit you to call me
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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