the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you didnt know i had herpes?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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