he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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