Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Where did you get a picture of my penis
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.