I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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