If i come over, it means nothing
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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