and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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