doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
even my farts smell like vagina
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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