How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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