I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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