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Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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