She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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