we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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