what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
sex in a hospital.. check
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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