Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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