The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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