just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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