i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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