Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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