another moral hangover. fuck.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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