Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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