I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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