i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
