I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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