have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize