i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Randomize
