piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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