idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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