it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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